On a lighter note...,

A NICE CLEAN JOKE

Two cockroaches lived in a hospital. Each day, they would go exploring and report back to the other about what they had found.

One day, the first cockroach found an operating room. Excited, it rushed back to report the find. "Ooooh, I found a room that was clean and white and bright and sanitary and-"

The other interrupted : "Pleeeease , stop it, not while I am eating, ugh . How disgusting.!

A man tried to sell his dog to a neighbor for RM5.00. To sweeten the deal, the man told his neighbor that the dog could talk. Doubting the claim, the neighbor told him there was no such thing as a talking dog.

The do had a pleading look on its face and suddenly said, "Please buy me, mister. This fellow does not look after me. He never gives me a bath or a bone to play with and he never takes me for a walk. I used to be the richest trick dog in Europe. I performed before kings and I was decorated 10 times when I was in the army."

"Wow!" said the neighbor. "He really can talk! Why would you want to sell such a clever dog for $5.00?.

"Because," the owner replied, "I am getting pretty tired of all his lies."

Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting the cat in..!